More Cool Homes You Can't Afford

Since the last (and first) installment of Cool Homes You Can't Afford was almost as big of a hit with you guys as Foreclosure Watch, and since I already spent most of the day looking at homes that I can't afford anyway, I thought I would spend my first night off in 27 years looking at more ridiculously expensive but undeniably awesome Knoxville mega-homes.

Let's start with this 5 BR, 6 1/2 BA, approx 9400 sq ft home in Halls with stacked Tennessee stone accents, 4 car garage and more bells and whistles than you can shake a stick at. List price $1,600,00. Halls has it!!

Then there's this 6600 sq ft completely remodeled home in Old Westmoreland in West Knox. The home has 6 BR, 5 full bath and 2 half baths and features just about brand new everything, including a home theater with seating for 7. All this and for only $1,749,000!

Or how about this home on Cherokee Blvd in Sequoyah Hills: 4 BR, 3 1/2 BA, approx 6000 sq ft, and a rawking master bath that includes a sauna AND steam room. Best of all it comes completely furnished so you don't have to max out your Discover card at Rooms To Go. List price $2,995,000.

And lastly there's this 34+ acre horse farm in Powell, featuring mountain views, a 2 story stacked stone fireplace and two horse barns. It's a Powell country Paradise! List price $2,600,00.

Now, I know what you're thinking - these places are awesome, but how would I ever keep them clean? Good help is so hard to find these days! Well, how about this - buy any of them from me and I'll personally come and clean them for you for one month. For reals. Heh.